Everything you need to know about Elijah…told through the story of Icons
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Is Anti Soccer
…I don’t care if most of the known world plays it, it’s retarded. Most of the world also lives in squalor, and you don’t see us trying to emulate that shit.
All About A Movie
…anytime, anyplace, and any theatre. I love the moving picture like nothing else. Only walked out of two movies, “Charlie Wilson’s War” (distracted) and “Buried” (important phone call). I went back to see “Buried” later…sorry Charlie.
Meh on Fried Chicken
…certain stereotypes say that I should love this shit, but unless I’m having a real craving (once every 10 months) then I can take it or leave it. Now I’ll boil a kitten for some Italian Crazy Bread from Little Caesars…
Dogs Are Not Kids
…I’m looking at the entire Short North in Columbus, OH. No, your dog is not a human being, get over it. It would make more sense if you treated a rat like a person, they’ve done way more for humanity than dogs have…
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Drives The Speed Limit
…as much as possible. Only once has he blatantly sped, and that was on the Chevy SxSwi road trip with Team Cbus. Don’t hate, we had places to go!
Hates Loud Phones
…not because I hate the phone in general (which i do) but because it’s rarely necessary. Vibrate is a perfectly good setting to have your phone on, not nearly as interruptive as a loud ringer.
Loves Huge Eyes
…it’s my kryptonite. Just assume if you have huge eyes, that you can convince me to do anything you want. I’ll probably end up marrying a tarsier or something like that.
Hates Insects Very Much
…seriously, my mom used to wake me up in the middle of the night to kill bugs. I’m talking 3AM and I had to be up at 5AM. Total bullshit, but you can’t say that in a black household…
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